Things Less Gay Than Brody Jenner’s Show Bromance
January 6th, 2009 by
NextRound in Humor, Television
We were recently made aware of the new MTV reality show Bromance, which stars reality regular and undeniable waste-of-space, Brody Jenner. In case you’re unaware — which hopefully you are — Bromance is pretty much The Bachelor, except instead of a bunch of chicks fighting for one dude, a bunch of dudes fight for one dude. The winner is to be rewarded with a spot in Jenner’s entourage (and a lifetime of humiliation).
While we can maybe see this idea seeming funny at inception, there’s just no way to get around the gayness. That this show even exists is truly a testament to how dumb MTV thinks its audience is.
On our NR Group, Team Cool & Tough initially tried to come up with a list of things that are gayer than this show, which proved to be almost impossible (you can only list “butt sex” and “eating pizza off another dude’s back” so many times). So instead we decided to come up with a list of Things Less Gay Than Brody Jenner’s Show, Bromance. It was much easier.
- Gatsby Hats
- Dry Weddings
- Unicycles
- Sean Penn’s character in Milk
- Talking to a naked dude at the gym. While you’re also naked.
- Johnny Cakes
- Zac Efron
- Ferragamo Loafers
- Bragging about your credit score
- Neverland Ranch
- Parasailing
- The color “Magenta”
- Saving yourself for marriage
- Crying
- Spin Class
- The basement scene in Pulp Fiction
- Track Lighting
- This Picture
- Kittens
- High School Wrestling
- Seeing Twilight with another dude
- Turtlenecks
- Declining a BJ
- Ellen Degeneres
- What the Marines refer to as “Bottoming Out”
- Wii Fit
- Gerble farms
- Booth’s DVR Playlist
- Capris for Men
- Will & Grace Reruns
- Noticing someone wearing a black belt and brown shoes
- Monogamy
- The Iron Lotus
- Starting a website called DudeAlert
- Pogo Sticks
- Walking on the treadmill at a high incline
- A Devil’s Threesome
- Sweatervests
- Refusing to take a dump at work
- Being able to Shag
- Taking a cab home
- Going Green
- Saying you can eat 70 nuggets and then only eating 35
Thanks to Team C&T for the input.
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91X Morning Show with Mat Diablo and Mahoney » Stand by… says:
January 6th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
[...] More Pop Trash: Things less gay than Brody Jenner’s new show. [...]
vic says:
January 6th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
WTF?!! Walking on the treadmill at a high incline!
I have problems with my knees and ankle and can’t run so when I use the treadmill I walk on it using the highest incline!
Eyeball_Pate says:
January 6th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
How about the characters played by Jack Black and the guy from Full Metal Jacket in the movie ‘Saving Silverman’?
Eric says:
January 6th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
i could kiss the person that wrote this, that is even less gay than bromance.
ThingsFatPeopleHate says:
January 6th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Don’t forget Eagles Fans
will says:
January 7th, 2009 at 12:22 am
so, what does it mean to bottom out
Horton Schnitzel says:
January 7th, 2009 at 7:32 am
What’s “gay” about taking a cab home Mel?
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January 7th, 2009 at 8:57 am
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January 7th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
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mike L says:
January 7th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
dry humping is less gay
coffee buzz says:
January 7th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
I was so happy that MTV thought to make such a bromantic show, it brought a little tear to my eye…
Things Less Gay Than VH1’s Show Bromance says:
January 8th, 2009 at 3:35 am
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Stuart says:
January 8th, 2009 at 10:12 am
I agree completely. How incredibly stupid of MTV to think its audience would even entertain the idea of any show with an iota of male/male affection, even in its most masculine and qualified form. Take three giant steps back in time MTV, we’re not ready for your progressive, pseudo homo television yet. If you can’t “get around the gayness” then it’s clearly doomed to failure!
Dr. Meat says:
January 8th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
spot on, jags. spot on.
Chester says:
January 14th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
i’m not sure how something as “lame” as a “dry wedding” is comparable to being “homosexual…”
it makes me sad when the word “gay” is still used to refer to something negative. people out there who think the meanings are one in the same do more harm than good.
steve says:
January 15th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
pointing out when people use gay as a negative term
Matty the Gooch says:
January 16th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Chester…..wait, Chester hit the pinnacle of Gay.
I got it « The Think Tank says:
February 13th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
[...] Apparently this is a legitimate profession. Shawn, Matsuflex, and the other clowns on this show are pioneers of shitheaddom. I hope we see more of them. Then there’s Brody Jenner: professional shithead masquerading as professional bro. I don’t really know what to make of him. It’s pretty cool that he got $10,000 an episode for The Hills, which I can’t really comment on because I’ve never seen it. I’m willing to bet that he did not do $10,000 of work in every episode, though. Anyway, it’s even better that he now has his own show, in which he is actively recruiting and molding the shitheads of tomorrow. Again, job security. MTV really took care of this guy and is proudly milking this minor curiosity for all he’s worth. And why shouldn’t they? He’s so sweet, he has name tattooed on himself. All the same, Brody is inspiring. Everyone’s getting laid off, but not this guy.
Dex says:
February 22nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Dude, what a bunch of bullshit. Here’s a list of thing on this list that gay guys like myself would never associate themselves with:
* “Gatsby Hats”
* Dry Weddings (are you effing serious???)
* Neverland Ranch
* Saving yourself for marriage
(and FU for that one, by the way)
* Crying
* Track Lighting
* Seeing Twilight with ANYONE (pussywhipped?)
* Turtlenecks
* Declining a BJ (I know from experience that guys are better at it)
* Gerble farms
* Monogamy
* Pogo Sticks
* Walking on the treadmill at a high incline
* Saying you can eat 70 nuggets and then only eating 35
**Bromance
***Brody Jenner…
You know, lets just say this whole list is gayer than actually being gay.