Checking in on the life and times of our favorite photogenic hip hop producer. Page Six reports:

“Scott Storch is trying to impress girls the old-fashioned way. The music producer, who once bought Lindsay Lohan $1 million worth of diamonds, ‘just got his first tattoo last week,’ said a source. Storch, 35, inked a likeness of a 19-year-old girl named Briana whom he’s trying to date. ‘The tattoo is ghetto, big, and on his arm,’ we’re told. ‘It’s crazy because he’s not even actually dating her.’ Storch could not be reached for comment.

Play on playa! That bitch will be making you breakfast in no time!

Usually when we can’t get 19 year-old girls to pay attention to us we just roofie them, but hey, we like your style too.

[Source: Page Six]

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