Hump Day: The Week We Hearted Minka Kelly

January 14th, 2009 by NextRound in Hump Day, Lady Friends

The week of January 12th, 2009 will forever be known as the week we realized ~~we’re in love with~~ we really want to bang Minka Kelly. We’ve always shown a respectful appreciation for Minka in the past — in fact we’re pretty sure we dedicated an H Day to her back when we were first getting started — but after her showing this weekend at some irrelevant Golden Globes party our appreciation has gone from “respectful” to “sifting through her garbage”.

When did her front court decide it was spectacular? Is there any way she got a conservative fakie job? If she did, was it Jeter’s idea? When does Friday Night Lights start back? Did they have to resize her cheerleading outfit? Where does she live? What’s her favorite type of ethnic food? How does she react to heavy breathing on the other end of the phone line?

So. Many. Questions.

Minka’s Hump Day Bio

Age: 28.

Where You May Have Seen Her: On Friday Night Lights or the internet. Claim anywhere else and we call bullshit.

Where You May See Her Soon: In a supporting role in some quirky romantic comedy coming out this summer. In your imagination the next time your humping some warpig.

Fun Facts on Minka:

Her dad is a musician who played with Aerosmith for a couple of years in the 80’s when Joe Perry left the band. He’s mostly known for committing career suicide by encouraging Joe to rejoin.
The list of dude’s Minka has dated is actually kind of long. And includes Jeter. We dare you to call her a slut. Seriously, we dare you.
She ranked behind Cameron Diaz in Maxim’s 2008 Hot 100 List, forever deeming Maxim completely irrelevant.
For her role in Friday Night Lights she trained with a high school cheerleading team. In unrelated news, pro wrestling superstar Dusty Rhodes once visited our high school.

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