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Living in Atlanta we’re well aware of the on-air talent various CNN networks (i.e. Turner Broadcasting) employ. Funny thing is we’ve yet to come across any of them on Match.com. Here are the nine best reasons to watch CNN:

Kate Bolduan

Her CNN Bio: “Kate Bolduan is a general assignment correspondent for CNN based in Washington, D.C…” read more

Our Take: The second she made residence in D.C. she became one of the five hottest chicks in the metropolitan area. There’s a 50/50 chance she was awarded a key to the city.

Brooke Anderson

Her CNN Bio: “Brooke Anderson is a culture and entertainment anchor and producer for CNN and serves as a correspondent for Showbiz Tonight on HLN…” read more

Our Take: If you’ve been getting your entertainment news from Ryan Seacrest that’s a you problem.

Kiran Chetry

Her CNN Bio: “Kiran Chetry anchors American Morning with John Roberts…” read more

Our Take: When we one day inevitably run our own news network, policy #1 will be only “begging for it” cougars get to be newsroom anchors.

Erica Hill

Her CNN Bio: “Erica Hill is a news anchor for CNN/U.S. and a correspondent for Anderson Cooper 360° and Campbell Brown: No Bias…” read more

Our Take: Anderson Cooper doesn’t appreciate this screen cap as much as we do.

Robin Meade

Her CNN Bio: “Robin Meade is the anchor of HLN’s morning show, Morning Express with Robin Meade…” read more

Our Take: Robin Meade has been a long time favorite of ours. We refuse to believe her producers didn’t recognize the innuendo when they named her show Morning Express.

Christi Paul

Her CNN Bio: “Christi Paul is a news anchor for HLN. Based in CNN’s world headquarters in Atlanta, Paul joined the network in April 2003 as a weekend anchor…” read more

Our Take: Seriously, these chicks that live in Atlanta need to start spending more time in strip clubs and dive bars, otherwise they’re never going to run into us.

Brianna Keilar

Her CNN Bio: “Brianna Keilar is a congressional correspondent for CNN, responsible for covering the activities of both the U.S. House and Senate…” read more

Our Take: What’s the over/under on number of times she’s been to at least second base with a Congressman for a story? Single digits? Double digits?

Susan Hendricks

Her CNN Bio: “Susan Hendricks is a weekend anchor for HLN, based in CNN’s world headquarters in Atlanta…” read more

Our Take: Anyone else get the feeling she goes trolling for twenty year-old dudes on her nights off?

Samantha Hayes

Her CNN Bio: “Samantha Hayes is a national correspondent for CNN Newsource based in Washington, D.C…” read more

Our Take: She went to UGA and may be younger than us, both of which are depressing on a lot of different levels.

Update: Upon further review, Betty Nguyen was egregiously left of the list. Our apologies. Now it’s 10…

Betty Nguyen

Her CNN Bio: “Betty Nguyen anchors the weekend edition of CNN Newsroom. Since joining the network in April 2004, Nguyen’s work with CNN has taken her across the globe.” read more

Our Take: We’re busy being awesome on the weekends so we don’t catch as much of Ms. Nguyen as we’d like. We’re going to make a conscious effort to see more of Betty going forward though. We get our best erections on Sunday anyway.

And there you have it. It’s nice to know to know CNN is devoted to excellence in the one category it really matters: on-air talent. Now if they can only have Wolf Blitzer offed and replace him with one of these pretty ladies.

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39 Responses So Far...

    gibbs12 says:

    impressive, maybe i should start watching the news


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    Nattyb says:

    Now this is an original article. Nicely done boys.


    cuzzy says:

    BREAKING NEWS - great list.


    I_Dunno says:

    Though she’s getting a bit chunky ‘cuz she is preggers, you gotta give some love to Campbell Brown…


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    ip freely says:

    I can’t believe you missed Betty Nguyen. She easily beats Susanna Hendricks.


    G says:

    This list was a great idea… and i give you credit for that. But its so flawed i cant give you any respect. How you left Betty Nguyen off the list is beyond any rational straight man! She is the best anchor on TV hands down. Maybe you just dont like asians…


    geoB says:

    Nice list. Now do one for their international correspondents. They are even better.


    Big Ted says:

    Two words — Richelle Carey.

    http://reportercaps.com/Home_April_08_30Days/Day24/p13.jpg


    mrdarrylzero says:

    Three better words: Betty Nguyen’s knee. Those who watch know what I am talking about!


    timmah! says:

    you’re missing some real talent from cnn international, particularly anjali rao, an anchor in hong kong, and london-based correspondent atika shubert. a lot of people like kristie liu stout, also a hong kong-based anchor, but i’m not so big a fan.


    gary says:

    you left off heidi collins who is real hot !!!


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    jaromir says:

    Are you guys nuts!!!! Kyra Phillips should be number 1 on this list especially after the whole famous open-mic incident in August 2006.


    david10006 says:

    awesome list but missing Campbell Brown and Kyra Phillips to be perfect. ahhh..Robin Meade any better reason for waking up in the morning? i don’t think so.


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    matt says:

    totally missed Abbie Boudreau

    http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/boudreau.abbie.html

    rarely on the air but she is still hot


    Man Up says:

    The entire list is suspect without Soledad 0brien. She is the hottest and sexiest news person on the air. Don’t hate!


    ArcLight says:

    You can have all the rest. I’ve been in love with Erica Hill since her TechTV days.


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    My Name says:

    What about Zain Verjee?
    http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/verjee.zain.html


    DefinitiveQuoter says:

    OK, really?

    Yeah, they’re mostly attractive girls, but all but one of them are white chicks and the one Asian girl looks white and was added after the list was finished. Have a little variety. I think this list needs to be completely revamped with some flavor.


    Mikey says:

    you forgot Rudi Bakhtiar


    Mikey says:

    http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm141/oslonordic/persian/aryan20rudi20bakhtiar.jpg


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    Derrick says:

    Their is no way Naamua Delaney should be left off this list. She is my the hottest or maybe tied with Christi paul.


    Everett says:

    Susan Hendricks does it for me. Gretchen Carlson of FOX and FRIENDS should be on this list, too.


    Bob says:

    Linda Stouffer, anyone? Seriously, she’s smoking hot. And her real name is Cinammon Linda Stouffer.

    http://miamiherald.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/16/stouffer.jpeg


    wesley says:

    hey u r sure looks sooo… fine etc…


    Al says:

    Quite an interesting list. By the way, the heading should be edited “The 10 Hottest CNN Reporters”.

    Good choice on Kate Bolduan though - she’s very pretty.


    mike says:

    list needs to be extended/updated. not credible without anjali rao, poppy harlow and kristie lu stout


    Shelley says:

    It is a good thing they are good looking because they sure don’t know what they are talking about. What a joke, the Federal Reserve was on the top of the recent list as a government agency. Man they all need to go back to school and get their information straight.


    dlh06 says:

    Not taking anything away from your list, but…you guys totally missed the boat. With the exception of Robin Meade and a couple of others. All you have listed is skinny blonde chicks. It’s quite a few hotties on CNN international. I’m deployed to the middle east and as a result I watch CNN international. My favorites are Anjali Rao and Monita Rajpal and Isha Sesay.


    kevin says:

    robin meade and richelle carey , robin’s on the list of choices however you just may be leaving off the most attractive (in my opinion you are)
    girl of the CNN girls …. and its majority attitude AND personality plus …..its robin and richelle …..get a clue … KEEP IT LOCKED ….everything is big in texas and so is min love for mizz richelle carey …….


    John says:

    These women still don’t help CNN’s ratings.


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