You know when something is such a bad idea on so many levels that it ceases becoming a bad idea and instead becomes an awesome one? Yeah, this is kind of like that. Potential increases in prison stabbings, rapings, and jail breaks be damned, Spanish warden Ramon Canovas allowed a stripper into his prison to help break up the monotony. Via The Sun:

The young woman smeared milk on her naked body, let inmates rub against her and touched some intimately.

Sex offenders were in the audience at Picassent jail near Valencia, Spain.

A warders’ union said staff feared the ten-minute show might spark a “more serious incident”.

It lodged a formal complaint calling on governor Ramon Canovas to resign.

A prison source said the woman, who performed for free, was not expected to strip naked.

Bet those sex offenders were bored. And who doesn’t expect a stripper to strip naked? That’s pretty much all they know how to do. Were the prison officials just playing dumb or were they under the impression that no female would get naked in front of hardened criminals for free? Which brings us to the free stripper. Wow. Not sure if she was doing pro bono work or her daddy issues make Tatum O’Neal’s look like mild nausea, but either way, bravo to her.

Just another reason we intend to one day migrate to Spain. Mandatory naps in the afternoon and exotic dancers for convicts. Life doesn’t get much grander.

[Source: The Sun]

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