What good are momentous events in our nation’s history if we can’t use them as an excuse to get hammered and make some bad decisions?
With that in mind the members of Team Cool & Tough have put our formidable brain power together and come up with a drinking game for the 2009 Inauguration. No need to thank us, we’re just doing our civic duty.
The Inauguration Day 2009 Drinking Game
Drink Every Time Someone Says:
- “Historic”
- “Monumental”
- “Kennedy”
- “Lincoln”
- “Change” (as a noun)
- “Most anticipated inauguration in history”
- The name of a celebrity who thinks their opinion matters.
Drink Every Time:
- Joe Biden’s hairplugs are awkwardly noticeable.
- You see Oprah crying.
- W glances at his watch.
- You see a mediocre looking chick with political aspirations in the crowd.
- Chris Matthews appears to get a boner.
- You see Obama’s face on a t-shirt.
- A white guy pretends to know the words to a Black Eyed Peas song.
- Keith Olbermann comes off as a smug, pretentious asshole.
- Someone in the crowd passes out.
- You see a bearded hippie.
- Jesse Jackson takes credit for Obama’s campaign.
- A Fox News correspondent speaks in hushed tones with an air of faux patriotism.
Have fun on Tuesday. And don’t blame us when you’ve got a lampshade on your head twenty minutes into the telecast.
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January 16th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
[...] 4.
L. Iquoered says:
January 16th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Wait - I’d be wasted now if the only criteria was Keith Olberman being a pompous douche
Cyclonus says:
January 17th, 2009 at 12:00 am
I know what I will be doing later. Stocking up on booze now.
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January 17th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
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John says:
January 17th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I’m Pretty sure you’d die from alcohol poisoning pretty early in the day if you played this drinking game.
cassetti says:
January 17th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
That.Is.F-ing.Awesome
I had to lmao literally when i read that - I never lol. Good one. I think i’m going to do that, maybe smoke some too while i’m at it…. ha ha
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Max Power says:
January 18th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
I can’t in good conscience recommend this game due to the high likelihood of death within 15min of starting the game.
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January 19th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
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January 19th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
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A Concerned American says:
January 20th, 2009 at 9:26 am
if i was playing this, i would’ve had about 7 drinks by now (and it’s only 9:30!). this whole day is going to be nauseating, even without the booze.
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January 20th, 2009 at 10:07 am
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Takekaze says:
January 20th, 2009 at 10:35 am
If I would play that game I’d be dead of alcohol poisoning within 20 minutes.
Cody says:
January 20th, 2009 at 11:49 am
You need to have the phrase “Thank you” for drinking
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January 20th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I am drunk now
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1000za says:
January 29th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
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ดูหนัง says:
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 pm
What is this game. I have not see before. So funny!!