i happen to enjoy many animated movies, and crouching tiger hidden dragon was a classic manly movie with subtitles.

other notes:
- dont be a menace to society was a great wayans bros flick

I think Money Train should be added to the list of acceptable J-Lo movies. She gets naked in that one.

Gibbs, it’s OK to like an animated film here or there, just not OWN one.

Same goes for a couple of Wayans Bros. movies.

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You might want to rethink about subtitles. As it stands, no dude would own a copy of Old Boy, Ichi The Killer or Battle Royale.

I could be wrong, but I think a court rulling a few years ago dubbed the Wayans brothers legally retarded.

…and I think Gibbs missed the “not named Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” part of Anything with subtitles… But then again, he also likes “The Little Mermaid’.

Aint nothing wrong with the little mermaid, I would f the shit out of Ariel, or at least the chick who played her when I took my kids to Disney World last year.

the simpsons and the family guy are both cartoons so I guess there might be an exception there.

Trying to F the cartoon version of Ariel might present challenges… But the ’summer intern at Disney World from Floriday State playing’ Ariel is fair game. Can’t fault you for that one.

it was suprisingly easy to throw game at her while she was takign a picture with my children. My wife didn’t understand why I kept telling the girl playing ariel my hotel room number.

A Clockwork Orange is definitely the exception to a movie where a character spontaneously breaks out in song. I think if it is set to a home invasion, singing is acceptable.

As far as subtitles, what about “Snatch?” You can turn on subtitles for Brad Pitt’s character. Plus is has Jason Statham, and that guy wrecks shit.

Wait, you subtitled yourself? I know “Pikie” is a little hard to understand, but I always prefer to watch my movie rather than read it. But I think the subtitle reference was directed more towards French indy flicks and thing like that…

And Statham definitely wrecks shit…

“Anything animated.”

So….

No Grave of the Fireflies, Vampire Hunter D, Face[s] of Fear, Jason & The Argonauts, Clash of the Titans, Wallace & Gromit, Macross, Ghost in the Shell, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, Waking Life, Scanner Darkly or Millennium Actress?

Get your head out of the kiddy animation ghetto.

I agree a little with Finn, south park, simpsons, family guy are great animated series to watch and own. But Damn Finn, you need to ease up with the animated movies there.
Whats the over under on how many Comic Books Finn has in “plastic bags” or “protective bags”? 42 or 45? I would guess 42

No subtitles? Come on..what about Hardboiled? John Woo (when he made good movies), and constant kills.

In reference to J-lo, what about Money Train?

Wow Finn, you need to get out more. Sounds like your parents forgot to buy you a baseball glove when you were a kid…

You’ll be taking Donnie Darko from my cold head hands. Drew Barrymore’s excellent in it!

Kev, in our opinion she doesn’t “star” in “Donnnie Darko”. More of a supporting role. Hopefully you don’t have the special edition of “Never Been Kissed” laying around your place.

I too liked Donnie Darko but I got to admit that I am more than agrevated with people pretending that it was as good as Meatballs. Murray is a god.

I take exception to the “spontaneously breaking into song”

Rocky Horror Picture Show is not going anywhere anytime soon.

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Hey, Sandra Bullock was in Demolition Man, which kicked ass.

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So The Net with Sandra Bullock is a chick flick? Right..

Not a chick flick, but a movie no one should own.

“Anything where characters spontaneously break out into song.” does Blues Brothers count?

Of course Blues Brothers doesn’t count, and doesn’t Chevy Chase break out into song in one fo the national lampoons?
The Net is great on USA on Sunday afternoon during baseball season, but I would probably nut shot you I was at a buddy’s house and he dropped a “let’s though THE NET in and have a beer”.

No subtitles?? Huh?? What about all those killer Akira Kurosawa movies with samurais chopping each other up? What about all the killer German WWII movies like Das Boot and The Downfall?? What about all those awesome Hong Kong hop-n-chop kung fu movies BESIDES Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (there are literally hundreds that are subtitled rather than dubbed)?? What about Airplane (subtitled jive scenes)?? If you don’t like those movies, then you don’t have a Y chromosome, and that’s just all there is to it.

And you forgot “Anything with Reese Witherspoon except that one with Paul Newman where she shows her hooters and that one with Kiefer Sutherland where she goes to prison and shanks that other chick with a toothbrush.”

At least I think it was a toothbrush.

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Any movie where animals talk. (umm, what about Dude Where’s My Car?)
Anything where characters spontaneously break out into song. (Anchorman?)
Any movie where there premise revolves around dancing. (Showgirls, Striptease, Dancing at the Blue Iguana?)
Anything with subtitles not named Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. (La Femme Nikita?)

City of God…great movie, all subtitles

Road Trip…the dog, talking to the old man that’s high, “tell that b*%#%@ to get in the kitchen and make me some blueberry pancakes.”

When in doubt, go Stallone? How gay is that? Why, to look at his ‘roided up body? I’ll watch a chick flick if it gets me laid.

Any movie starring an adult Drew Barrymore. What about donnie darko?

way to go guys you are officially homophobic douchebags! if i saw those movies at a guys house i would say this man is really cool, sensitive, and comfortable with his sexuality that’s the man i want.

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Got to say that Don’t Be a Menace needs to be an exception to the rule-also Encino Man with Pauly Shore is a pretty sweet 90s flick, and who doesn’t love Bio-Dome?

thanks you gave me a list of films I should have then as i’m a woman…
poor writer…you did not think of something: anyone who has a girlfriend/wife (and it looks you might not have one) living together is bound to have some of these. Them guys might even watch these with their companion girls. And, why not? Make love to them after. And what do you have against gay guys anyway? I personally think some of them are so hot, far from me having any negative feelings for them.

p.s. idiot, Sandra Bullock was also in a film with Stallone.LOOK IT UP

freekin awesome I made it through with not a single DVD listed in my collection - I am man hear me roar!!

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not a bad list. I must disagree with one small exception. Hilary Duff is in one movie thats kinda bad ass. Its called war inc. Its a movie that flew under the radar but is worth a rent.

Ummm, there is one on this list that I break: but I will stake any dude’s rep (including mine) on it. This is a truly badass movie. It’s a foreign flick w/ subtitles, and it’s called “Run Lola, Run”. Check it out, and make it an exception to this list. Otherwise it’s pretty accurate.

I’m with the other people re subtitles. There are some VERY safe-for-male-attention subtitled stuff: Old Boy, Downfall, Stalingrad, Run Lola Run, Come And See, Lives Of Others are just a few that pop up.

Reconsider, dude…

about the “no adult Drew Barrymore” line, Donnie Darko was a mind-f#$k that was very dark and twisted (ie. not a chic-flic)

It’s been said a bunch of times already, but “anything with subtitles” has to go. I’m confident that I could put together a worthy man’s collection with NOTHING BUT subtitled movies.

And Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon would be the least manly one of the bunch, if it even made the cut. Which it wouldn’t.

Family Guy spontaneously breaks out into song quite often, and I think a good portion of men own some Family Guy DVD’s.

Good idea for an article, and I agree with a lot of it, but there are definitely some holes…

Another good subtitled flick is the Motorcycle Diaries.

another good subtitled movie is Pan’s Labyrinth.

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This article is a little old to be posting comments, but still… dude…

Hard-Boiled. The most manliest film in the history of film. And also subtitled.

Blows that bullet-point away. Way away. Far away. Into a different parrallel universe where birds became the dominant species on earth, not humans away.

Whoever wrote this list has a small penis.

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Typical men. You can’t watch a movie or own a dvd because it’ll make you seem like less of a man.
Well, posting a stupid article like this definitely makes you seem like a not-so-manly IDIOT!!!

I know it’s a little late to comment, but I always have to comment when it comes to idiot men.