As the countdown to the Super Bowl begins we find it’s important to remember that even the game’s most prominent players are regular guys just like us…
They take gangsta car photos!
They don’t have the balls to tell their wife they hate her haircut!
They think Carson Daly’s a douchebag!
They get cock blocked by the sober friend!
They make Chinese eyes!
They go fishing in jean shorts!
They know you’re not partying unless you’re partying the hardest!
They hate shoes!
They go cougar hunting!
They regret wearing the purple blazer!
They get nicknamed “Sloth”!
They’ve learned five 2’s are easier than one 10!
They can get backstage if they promise to go to third base with the drummer!
They can’t pull off a tank top!
They went through a hippie phase!
They know minors are impressionable!
They think cheese makes everything better!
They have a friend who wears leisure suits!
They outkick their coverage!
Their baby mamas are a drag!
They take lame senior portraits!
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SMac says:
January 26th, 2009 at 10:34 am
That was great. Did JB steal the no-shoes thing from Lienart?
NextRound says:
January 26th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Or did Leinart get it from JB? Tough to say.
The one thing we do know is they both hate shoes.
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Kyle says:
January 26th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I love it…my grandma (who lived across the street from Ben for his entire childhood and high school years) actually has a physical copy of that senior picture.
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Big Ted says:
January 27th, 2009 at 6:35 am
It’s funny how Matt Leinart is included in this…like he contributes to Arizona’s success or something. Serves him right for cheating on sacred football ground (Bush Push, anyone?)
NextRound says:
January 27th, 2009 at 7:18 am
BT, we concur that the Leindog doesn’t belong from a playing perspective, but there’s just too much material to pass up.
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Andy says:
February 5th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Very funny.
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Wellness says:
February 27th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
hell with that, get eli manning in there.
Wyatt says:
March 5th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Dude, KW wife had cancer, thats why she has that hair cut. KW is a really good guy. That wasnt cool at all who ever did that.