As the countdown to the Super Bowl begins we find it’s important to remember that even the game’s most prominent players are regular guys just like us…
They take gangsta car photos!
They don’t have the balls to tell their wife they hate her haircut!
They think Carson Daly’s a douchebag!
They get cock blocked by the sober friend!
They make Chinese eyes!
They go fishing in jean shorts!
They know you’re not partying unless you’re partying the hardest!
They hate shoes!
They go cougar hunting!
They regret wearing the purple blazer!
They get nicknamed “Sloth”!
They’ve learned five 2’s are easier than one 10!
They can get backstage if they promise to go to third base with the drummer!
They can’t pull off a tank top!
They went through a hippie phase!
They know minors are impressionable!
They think cheese makes everything better!
They have a friend who wears leisure suits!
They outkick their coverage!
Their baby mamas are a drag!
They take lame senior portraits!
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