There’s crazy old ladies and then there’s crazy old ladies capable of high speed chases. This one is the latter. And of course it went down in Florida. Via the Orlando Sentinel:

A 77-year-old woman led officers through a wild 4-hour ride around Port Orange when she drove so dangerously through the street that one pedestrian jumped into a lake to avoid being hit.

Veronica Hollifield crashed into two vehicles, leaving the scene of both accidents, then vandalized a church lobby, tearing a painting off the wall and knocking over chairs.

A policeman ran alongside her car, opened the door and grab Hollifield’s left arm. But police say she put the car in reverse, revved the engine and rammed into the officer’s squad car before roaring off. She slammed into another police cruiser moments later…

She later ran the car into a tree and was then apprehended. It was fun while it lasted though. Forcing fully-clothed pedestrians into lakes, vandalizing houses of worship, outsmarting Florida bacon, she’s probably the most hardcore 77 year-old lady ever.

If we ever get around to finishing our time machine we’re going to pit her in a cage match against Granny from “The Beverly Hillbillies”.

[Orlando Sentinel via Fark]

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