Being An Ex-President Seems Like Fun

If you’re George Bush Sr. you get to make money chauvinistic jokes in public, and if you’re Bill Clinton you get to make jokes about not being able to make money chauvinistic jokes in public (because everyone knows you’re a raging poon hound). Good times all around…

Here’s to hoping W hits his stride sooner rather than later. We may need to rent him for a bachelor party.

[Buzzfeed]

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