It’s pretty much the same as locking your keys in your car, except instead of your keys it’s your homemade sex tape, and instead of your locked car it’s a car you stole and abandoned. Only in Alabama. Via AL.com:
Mobile police say they learned what a suspect in a string of Spring Hill-area vehicle burglaries looks like in an unusual way — through a homemade sex tape he left behind in an abandoned sport utility vehicle.
Investigators had to search through a series of much more explicit images caught on a stolen digital camera to find a view of the suspect’s face, according to police Lt. Mike Morgan.
“It’s a shame people don’t walk around with their pants down, because after the hours I’ve spent with that video I have a much better chance of ID’ing the suspect by his dong than by his face,” Mike Morgan later said in our imagination.
Bet those officers didn’t train for that at the police academy. Unless it was one of those police academies with Steve Guttenberg.
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