Certain things in life automatically translate to bad karma. For example, there’s shoplifting, and adultery, and being French, and watching MTV, and — of course — playing soccer. This poor bastard had to learn the hard way…

At least his buddy gave him the Scientology “touch assist” after the fall. Almost certain to have helped and not at all gay.

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