It’s illegal in nine countries!

It’s made with real bits of panther! So you know it’s good!

60% of the time it works every time!

Make the little kitty in your life purr!

As we type we’re also dictating a letter to Costco asking that they begin selling Sex Panther in bulk ASAP. Because as of today it’s only available on Firebox.com in the UK, and that’s simply not acceptable if our Venereal Disease Day Valentine’s Day is going to be as magical and lady friendly as we intend it to be.

In case you’re unfamiliar with Sex Panther we suggest you kick yourself in the dick and take a look at the video clip after the jump. In that order.

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