10 Things I Hate About Commandments

Ever sit around wondering how awesome The Ten Commandments would have been as a teen comedy? Yeah, us too. Some NSFW audio.

Note to whoever made this: A) the Sam Jackson spot was brilliant and B) next we want to see Smokey and the Bandit as a Statham flick. Thanks in advance.

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