Valentine’s Day is the nemesis of every dude worth his weight in beer. And it’s considerably worse for the guy who wants out of a relationship. That is unless you’re willing to take the fight to Hallmark. Here are ten Valentine’s Day gift ideas for the guy who’s trying to get his girlfriend to dump him…
Gift Idea #1: The Die Hard Collection on Blu-Ray
Gift Idea #2: Worthless Homemade Coupons
Gift Idea #3: Sessions with a Personal Trainer
Gift Idea #4: A Camcorder (Delivered with a Wink and a Smile)
Gift Idea #5: The Snuggie
Gift Idea #6: Smoothie Blender Complete with Meal Replacement Recipes
Gift Idea #7: Mall Bucks
Gift Idea #8: The “I Beat Anorexia” T-Shirt
Gift Idea #9: DirecTV’s NFL Sunday Ticket Early Subscriber Package
Gift Idea #10: A Devastatingly Accurate Digital Scale
Gift Idea #11: A Fun and Convenient Hot Dog Cooker
Gift Idea #12: A Snazzy New Vacuum Cleaner
Passive aggressively breaking up has never been this much fun!
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