The Weekend Edition of What’s Not Lame Around the World Wide Web:

A good times collection of hot bartenders to start your weekend off right. [Uncoached]

Alec Baldwin did his best Joaquin Phoenix impersonation on Conan. [Gawker]

Ana Beatriz Barros found her calling selling lingerie. [On 205th]

The kids book for explaining diarrhea probably shouldn’t have happened. [Fail Blog]

Gator girl wishes you a happy Valentine’s Day. [Gunaxin]

Latest stop in the Bar Refaeli tour: Vegas. [Don Chavez]

Can you spot Dakota Fanning at the Image Awards? [WWTDD]

Stacey Dales has nothing buy contempt for your coach seat. [With Leather]

The Aubrey O’Day pics you’ve been looking for. (NSFW) [Beer Goggler]

Possibly the most hardcore coke party you’ve ever laid eyes on. [Afrojacks]

And Kurt Warner danced on Ellen yesterday. It was weird. (video) [Sporting Blog]