Because is there really a greater American emergency than not being able to eat McNuggets exactly when you want to eat McNuggets?

We’ll never get enough of that unique blend of crazy they brew in Florida. Per TSG:

MARCH 3–Angered that her local McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food “emergency.” Latreasa Goodman, 27, last Saturday called police to complain that a cashier–citing a McDonald’s all sales are final policy–would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, “This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one.” Goodman noted, “I called 911 because I couldn’t get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets,” according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report. That logic, however, did not keep cops from citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, “this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency…”

While we don’t exactly agree with Ms. Goodman on the importance of her McNuggets, we do appreciate her conviction. The real question here is what the hell is a McDouble? Sounds delicious.

[The Smoking Gun]

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