Talk about a convenient excuse for the next time you have a lady friend over. “Sure I’d like to wear one, but condom bandits broke in and took my entire stash.” Via CBS News:

Indonesian police are scratching their heads after six armed men stole thousands of condoms and birth control pills from a women’s reproductive health office. Local police official Made Suharya said the masked men knocked a guard on his head Wednesday morning before ransacking the office on the main island of Java.

They grabbed several thousand condoms and other contraceptives from the shelves and then cracked open a safe deposit box, fleeing the scene with around $1,000.

Suharya said police in the town of Pekalongan are still investigating the unusual theft. Birth control is legal and available in most parts of Indonesia.

Birth control may be legal and available, but you still have to pay for it. These dudes are now set for life…with condoms. Sounds…um…totally worth it.

Maybe they plan to spend that g they stole on raunchy hookers.

[CBS News]

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