Get to know the #1 seeded ladies of Louisville. [Busted Coverage]

Bob Knight claims ice skaters are the best athletes. [Sporting Blog]

This kid cannot figure out how to kick the ball (video). [Gorilla Mask]

The 8 Most Pointless Pieces of Exercise Equipment. Is it weird that we own a Leg Magic? [Obsession Fitness]

Things supposedly got disorderly for Gus Johnson at a restaurant this past weekend. [Deadspin]

Kid lives after getting impaled by 5 foot rod (seriously, not a dong joke). [Afrojacks]

9 Corporate Attempts at “Edgy” That Failed Hilariously. [Cracked]

Selita Ebanks’s dress is AWEsome. [Beer Goggler]

We should not be allowed to access pictures of Sandra from Penn State. [College OTR]