We’re just kind of impressed the universe didn’t implode when Brody Jenner and Joe Francis tried to pretend to get in a fight with each other. You know, due to the extreme levels of concentrated douchiness. Via Page Six:
Reality stud Brody Jenner (ed. note: makes us just as uncomfortable as it does you) and porn king Joe Francis got into a screaming match the other night at club MyHouse in LA. “Brody was with his girl friend [Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole] when Joe came over. He accidentally bumped into Jayde, prompting Brody and his posse to get heated at Joe,” said a witness. Another source said, “Joe was escorted out by security. Meanwhile, Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton were sitting right there and just kept making out.” Francis told Page Six, “There was no physical contact, but if you’re Brody Jenner and dating an ugly piece of trash . . . you should expect these types of altercations.” Jenner’s rep said, “We do not comment on such ridiculous situations.” Nicole’s rep had no comment.
If there’s one thing we can expect from the guy who made a fortune convincing drunk girls on spring break to take their clothes off it’s that he’ll take the high road with the press. Nice to see he came through.
Seriously though, is it too much to ask for all these people to get year long cases of crippling diarrhea? It’s not like we want them to die or anything.
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