A Snickers promotion that ends with an old, out of shape Patrick Ewing’s whale dong frighteningly close to our face shouldn’t sound appealing, but fuck it, we’re in.

Of course we are assuming winning includes getting to hang out at a strip club with Ewing afterwards.

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