Kobe Had Jury Duty

Which is weird on a lot of different levels. Celebrity. Pro athlete. Colorado. White people. We could go on.

“Hey Kobe, 1996 called. They want their headphones back.”

That’s the line. Man, is he lucky we aren’t registered to vote in California. Or any other state for that matter.

[With Leather]

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