He must really have needed those keys to go after them in the waste tank of a highway rest area. Luckily for him after the rescue team pulled him out they discovered the keys were in his back pocket the whole time. What. A. Dipshit.
The man was found just before noon by another driver that stopped at the U.S. Highway 30 rest area west of town, according to Filer Police Chief Cliff Johnson…
Johnson said the man, who asked police not to be identified, was unable to find his car keys after using the lavatory. Thinking his keys had fallen in the tank, the man removed a round plastic cover at the base of the toilet and climbed in to find them. Once inside he was unable to pull himself out, and waited until someone else arrived.
“He hadn’t been there too long, only 10 or 15 minutes,” Johnson said…
Eventually the man was retrieved through an access hole used to pump the waste out of the tank…
The man was allowed to wash off with the fire truck hose at the scene, where he made another painful discovery.
“That’s when he discovered the keys were still in his back pocket,” Johnson said.
Hard to believe he doesn’t want to be identified. It’s not like he has anything to be embarrassed about. Oh wait, he has everything to be embarrassed about. At least the firemen at the scene left him with a little bit of dignity, hosing him down like zoo elephant in the rest area parking lot.
[MagicValley.com via Fark]
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