Just another reason we plan on waiting for a chick to propose to us. And just another reason we’ll never encourage a girl we date to chug a milkshake.
Everyone except the bride-to-be was in on the plan to stash the ring in the milkshake.To encourage her to eat the ice cream faster, they challenged her to a race.
“I mean, I was taking huge bites and swallowing,“ Kaitlin wrote. “There was no tasting at all. I get to the end and everyone starts staring at me with this weird, worried look on their face, and I have no clue what is going on around me…“
“Reed picks up my cup, looks in it, and of course it is empty,“ Kaitlin said. “Then he starts looking all around me like he lost something. Then everyone starts digging in their cups and looking around them. I have no clue what is going on this whole time. Finally Reed gets up and tells me that he thinks I swallowed my ring…“
“I mean, it’s not the smallest thing. I thought it was impossible for her to not feel it,“ Reed said.
Apparently, it wasn’t impossible. So, to the emergency room they went.
“Go into the room, got an X-ray done, taken care of, and [it was] right there, just sitting there in her stomach,“ Reed said…
What’s worse: that Reed’s cheap ass bought such a puny engagement ring or that his milkshake idea led to his fiancee being forced to chug laxatives in order to poop out the symbol of their love that she plans to wear for the rest of their lives?
Way to go Reed. Way to fucking go. Here’s the video for all you romantics out there:
[WCBD via The Consumerist]
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