The Egg Genie Will Change The Way You Think About Eggs

The perfect gift for the mildly retarded egg lover in your life.

You know that scene in The 40 Year-Old Virgin where he talks about how long it took to make an egg salad sandwich? That scene could never happen in a post-Egg Genie world.

Not sure about you guys but we’re ordering one for the Bacon Wave alone.

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