Team Cool & Tough’s Big Sexy recently clued the rest of us into the comedic genius that is the Velociraptor. Needless to say we fell in love rather quickly. Take Raptor Jesus for example…

Or a Velociraptor with a Jetpack and Scissors

And Raptor for President

Also Raptor Kitten

The Time Raptor Pope Said He Didn’t Believe in Condoms Either (updated via)

The Ultimate Message Board Raptor Signature

And That Time a Raptor Went Camping

Or the Inflatable Raptors Mascot

Of Course Don’t Fuck with Raptor Jesus

Raptor Lookalikes Are Uncanny

Don’t Forget About the Time Jesus Tamed a Raptor

And Finally Four Dorks Doing Hilariously Shitty Raptor Impressions

As far as extinct dinosaurs that gained massive popularity due to the success of Jurrassic Park go, we defy you to find one with more comedy potential than the Velociraptor.

Encyclopedia Dramatica has much more on the background of Raptor Jesus.

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