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beer_funeralIt is seriously frowned upon. Gonna-have-to-brawl frowned upon. Just another reason we won’t be faking our own deaths in Arkansas. Via Yahoo:

MAGNOLIA, Ark. – Sheriff’s deputies said a Texas woman started a brawl at a wake in Arkansas when she arrived with a beer can in her hand. The woman, 52, faces a third-degree domestic battery charges, as does another woman, 46, over the March 29 fight. Deputies said the first woman arrived at the Christies Chapel Church with a beer can in hand and that she refused to leave.

The first woman then allegedly grabbed a man by the face, leaving scratch marks on his lower right cheek and causing him to bleed. The man’s mother, then allegedly slapped the woman and kicked another woman in the chest.

A sheriff’s report claimed the woman with the beer became “passively aggressive” with deputies and said that “no backwood country cop” was going to take her to jail.

Was that really the “man’s mother” or was it Jason Statham doing his best Big Momma impersonation? Someone sign that old bag up for a cage fight.

[Yahoo]

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