Raptor Jesus And The Best Of Velociraptor Comedy On The Web

April 2nd, 2009 by NextRound in Features, Funny

Team Cool & Tough’s Big Sexy recently clued the rest of us into the comedic genius that is the Velociraptor. Needless to say we fell in love rather quickly. Take Raptor Jesus for example…

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Or a Velociraptor with a Jetpack and Scissors

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And Raptor for President

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Also Raptor Kitten

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The Time Raptor Pope Said He Didn’t Believe in Condoms Either (updated via)

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The Ultimate Message Board Raptor Signature

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And That Time a Raptor Went Camping

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Or the Inflatable Raptors Mascot

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Of Course Don’t Fuck with Raptor Jesus

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Raptor Lookalikes Are Uncanny

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Don’t Forget About the Time Jesus Tamed a Raptor

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And Finally Four Dorks Doing Hilariously Shitty Raptor Impressions

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As far as extinct dinosaurs that gained massive popularity due to the success of Jurrassic Park go, we defy you to find one with more comedy potential than the Velociraptor.

Encyclopedia Dramatica has much more on the background of Raptor Jesus.

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