This Is Why You’re Jason Statham

This Is Why You’re Jason Statham http://tr.im/iOKs *LMAO*

This Is Why You’re Jason Statham http://tr.im/iOKs *LAWLZ*

God this guy is annoying and in a lot of bad movies.
Only time I liked him in a movie was when he was running around with a boner in the above picture.
That was funny.

God this guy is annoying and in a lot of bad movies.
Only time I liked him in a movie was when he was running around with a boner in the above picture.
That was funny.

True to that, that guy is full of adrenaline and awesome. I can’t wait for Crank High Voltage.

True to that, that guy is full of adrenaline and awesome. I can’t wait for Crank High Voltage.

A bruce willis clone

A bruce willis clone

his nipples looks odd….

his nipples looks odd….

God, he would have made an absolutely awful Daredevil. Not that it would have mattered anyway since that movie sucked, but yeah, still, don’t ever say that again.

God, he would have made an absolutely awful Daredevil. Not that it would have mattered anyway since that movie sucked, but yeah, still, don’t ever say that again.

Wish I could understand why he’s so popular. He’s not a terrific actor, I mean, he not as bad as Segall or anything, but he’s still just not up to par for the attention and paychecks he’s pulling.

Wish I could understand why he’s so popular. He’s not a terrific actor, I mean, he not as bad as Segall or anything, but he’s still just not up to par for the attention and paychecks he’s pulling.

Jason Statham rocks!
Transporters were absolutely phenomenal!
and all the haters are bed wetters : )

Jason Statham rocks!
Transporters were absolutely phenomenal!
and all the haters are bed wetters : )

i can understand that the semi bald actor with his ferocious actions might have gathered much attention.

i can understand that the semi bald actor with his ferocious actions might have gathered much attention.

I really liked him in Crank, but only because it was a good movie and he had Amy Smart as a co-star. But yeah I agree, how does he keep getting cast in all these movies….he must have a really good agent.

I really liked him in Crank, but only because it was a good movie and he had Amy Smart as a co-star. But yeah I agree, how does he keep getting cast in all these movies….he must have a really good agent.

Who is the cute brunette in his lap in the car?

Who is the cute brunette in his lap in the car?

Just HOPE he’s worth ALL the money he makes; AND; all the trouble he causes!

Oh I just love him :)

Oh I just love him :)

god this guy is such a pussy.

god this guy is such a pussy.

You all are dumb. He is a fairly decent actor but only in the popular action movies. He is really good in Snatch and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Obviously no one here has seen them but they’re great. More of english humor though i guess. They were out before he got HUGE so check em out they got a lot of other great actors in them too.

You all are dumb. He is a fairly decent actor but only in the popular action movies. He is really good in Snatch and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Obviously no one here has seen them but they’re great. More of english humor though i guess. They were out before he got HUGE so check em out they got a lot of other great actors in them too.

jason statham is 100% douche

jason statham is 100% douche

he was hard and hansome

he was hard and hansome

Yeah, you tell em, Easternbunny. Nowadays an action movie is not worth watching without Statham in it. I haven’t seen Transporter3 or Crank2, but i’m a big fan of his films. The action and fighting sequences are exilerating fun. Guaranteed to put bums on seats. Aiight!

And to all the bed wetters out there, ya’ll better hang out them sheets to dry. Peace

Yeah, you tell em, Easternbunny. Nowadays an action movie is not worth watching without Statham in it. I haven’t seen Transporter3 or Crank2, but i’m a big fan of his films. The action and fighting sequences are exilerating fun. Guaranteed to put bums on seats. Aiight!

And to all the bed wetters out there, ya’ll better hang out them sheets to dry. Peace

(^o^)/~ good

\(^o^)/~ good

Jason Statham wasn’t actually good in Snatch or Lock, Stock either. They were just pretty good movies that he happened to exist in. He’s not bad enough that he made those movies suck like some actors could. But he doesn’t have a personality so he didn’t really contribute anything good either.

Jason Statham wasn’t actually good in Snatch or Lock, Stock either. They were just pretty good movies that he happened to exist in. He’s not bad enough that he made those movies suck like some actors could. But he doesn’t have a personality so he didn’t really contribute anything good either.

Wow, I think we have some envious males on here! Anyone who would go so far to call an actor (i.e., complete stranger) a douche or pussy really needs to work on themselves! Jason Statham is a talented action actor. Sure we haven’t seen the breadth of talent but give him time. Like any actor, he has his hits and misses. The Bank Job was excellent, Snatch was great. Return of the King sucked! But Jason Rocks! And he deserves the attention he’s receiving… his filmography is a testament to his determination. I’ll be there when Crank 2 hits theatres on Friday. I love him.

Wow, I think we have some envious males on here! Anyone who would go so far to call an actor (i.e., complete stranger) a douche or pussy really needs to work on themselves! Jason Statham is a talented action actor. Sure we haven’t seen the breadth of talent but give him time. Like any actor, he has his hits and misses. The Bank Job was excellent, Snatch was great. Return of the King sucked! But Jason Rocks! And he deserves the attention he’s receiving… his filmography is a testament to his determination. I’ll be there when Crank 2 hits theatres on Friday. I love him.

It’s thrilling to watch his “performance” – acting being just part of that – ain’t it what we watch movies for?

It’s thrilling to watch his “performance” – acting being just part of that – ain’t it what we watch movies for?

Your comment also reads as: God, Boner, Funny.

classic.

Your comment also reads as: God, Boner, Funny.

classic.

He is superb herooooooooooooo. I like him tooo much

He is superb herooooooooooooo. I like him tooo much

I think some people hate because his money is long. But I like his work he’s cool to me.

I think some people hate because his money is long. But I like his work he’s cool to me.

He is forever known as Turkish in my book.

“Not many people are named after a plane crash.”

He is forever known as Turkish in my book.

“Not many people are named after a plane crash.”

I really like this actor doing some action scenes.

I really like this actor doing some action scenes.

Really funny article. My favorite one is “The Matrix is for pussies” :) :)

Really funny article. My favorite one is “The Matrix is for pussies” :) :)

Jason Statham is one of the few good white martial artists in movies today. I think Hollywood is mis-using him, best example of that is “War”. Lets take the best white martial artist and the best asian martial artist we can afford and put them in a gritty crime drama? NO.

Jason Statham is one of the few good white martial artists in movies today. I think Hollywood is mis-using him, best example of that is “War”. Lets take the best white martial artist and the best asian martial artist we can afford and put them in a gritty crime drama? NO.

Lol to the evolution photograph: You inspire evolutionary theories! Now that is someone with some time in their hands and photoshop..

Lol to the evolution photograph: You inspire evolutionary theories! Now that is someone with some time in their hands and photoshop..

he’s a great actor when he’s in great movies. he really shouldn’t lower himself to forgettable american-quality action flicks.

he’s a great actor when he’s in great movies. he really shouldn’t lower himself to forgettable american-quality action flicks.

Those of you asking why Statham is paid the way he is… one word. Revolver. That is all.

Watch it. Listen to it as it ‘wooshes’ over your head. Enjoy.

Those of you asking why Statham is paid the way he is… one word. Revolver. That is all.

Watch it. Listen to it as it ‘wooshes’ over your head. Enjoy.

Amen. Snatch was absolutely awesome! Statham might be one dimensional but he's not trying to be something he isn't. I've enjoyed all his films, even the independent ones!

Amen. Snatch was absolutely awesome! Statham might be one dimensional but he's not trying to be something he isn't. I've enjoyed all his films, even the independent ones!

Wylie's right. revolver really shows the man's potential. any actor of course benefits from a good director though.

Wylie's right. revolver really shows the man's potential. any actor of course benefits from a good director though.

The internet's loaded with experts and critics.

The internet's loaded with experts and critics.

(excuse my english and try it with french accent, if you could?) This actor is becomming most popular on our continent, not only cause his rules of action man, but certainly cause américain people doesn't want to make A définitive choice, beetweem Bruce Willis, The least 3 or 4 Mister James Bond (several actors), Sylvester Stallone, the regreted Mac Queen, And definitly an américain Bruce Lee ( the best of all, since the sixties) – Never forget that,a new heroe will came from these heroes that beeing before…..

(excuse my english and try it with french accent, if you could?) This actor is becomming most popular on our continent, not only cause his rules of action man, but certainly cause américain people doesn't want to make A définitive choice, beetweem Bruce Willis, The least 3 or 4 Mister James Bond (several actors), Sylvester Stallone, the regreted Mac Queen, And definitly an américain Bruce Lee ( the best of all, since the sixties) – Never forget that,a new heroe will came from these heroes that beeing before…..

Maybe Bruce Willis is a clone of him

Maybe Bruce Willis is a clone of him

No thats u

No thats u

April 23th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
he’s a great actor when he’s in great movies. he really shouldn’t lower himself to forgettable american-quality action flicks.I see just sointresting.

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April 23th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
he’s a great actor when he’s in great movies. he really shouldn’t lower himself to forgettable american-quality action flicks.I see just sointresting.

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There’s A man named John Ray in Authority here in Portland Oregon and He is A f@@king Pedophile and A Serial Killer!

There’s A man named John Ray in Authority here in Portland Oregon and He is A f@@king Pedophile and A Serial Killer!

He is great in “Snatch”, “Lock, stock and two smoking barrels”, “revolver”, and “transporter”. All good films and the rest of his work is pretty good, but it is what it is….. ACTION MOVIES and that’s all and that’s fine. He has to make a buck and to be honest his acting skills are pretty good for a guy who is better known for his mixed martial arts…. CHEERS

He is great in “Snatch”, “Lock, stock and two smoking barrels”, “revolver”, and “transporter”. All good films and the rest of his work is pretty good, but it is what it is….. ACTION MOVIES and that’s all and that’s fine. He has to make a buck and to be honest his acting skills are pretty good for a guy who is better known for his mixed martial arts…. CHEERS

I got blind after watching his awesomeness

I got blind after watching his awesomeness

hahaha his nipples are lopsided in that picture XD

hahaha his nipples are lopsided in that picture XD

I like how he’s basically the same character in EVERY MOVIE…what a douche.

I like how he’s basically the same character in EVERY MOVIE…what a douche.

he was good in The bank Job.

he was good in The bank Job.

This guy is the empitome of macho – truly the coolest man to ever walk the earth. Best work to date: Snatch!

This guy is the empitome of macho – truly the coolest man to ever walk the earth. Best work to date: Snatch!

http://tinyurl.com/d29z74 << This is why you’re Jason Statham

Snatch and Lock Stock were both awesome.

Snatch and Lock Stock were both awesome.

hello friends,just want to say this fellow is the bomb.each time i rewatch the transporter i&2,i feel like going into movie acting.am bald just as he is though but it shows that bald people are powerful.he’s a good fella.pls if you can get accross to him,tell him that someone here in liberia,that’s me will like to emulate him.am alsoagood actor and dancer in both african and european kind of dance,waiting to part in his next movie.from alfred.

hello friends,just want to say this fellow is the bomb.each time i rewatch the transporter i&2,i feel like going into movie acting.am bald just as he is though but it shows that bald people are powerful.he’s a good fella.pls if you can get accross to him,tell him that someone here in liberia,that’s me will like to emulate him.am alsoagood actor and dancer in both african and european kind of dance,waiting to part in his next movie.from alfred.

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