Yo Dawg, We Herd You Like Bicycles

[...] one thing to ride a simple bicycle.

[...] Awesomely Tricked-Out Bikes at NextRound. Tagged: awesome bikes, crazy bikes, pimp my ride, tricked out [...]

why waste your time or more importantly why waste your god damn money?

why waste your time or more importantly why waste your god damn money?

Why not invest in their kids education.

Why not invest in their kids education.

or they could just have some fun and make a sweet bike…

or they could just have some fun and make a sweet bike…

my bike’s feelings are hurt real bad.

my bike’s feelings are hurt real bad.

To the people bashing lowrider bikes:
It’s a shame you haven’t taken the time to educate yourself on the history or significance of the lowrider bicycle history or culture. The following is a link about a wonderful man who took an interest in this amazing art form and shared it with others.

http://www.depts.ttu.edu/communications/news/stories/06-03-lowrider-bike.php

I was lucky enough to be apart of the lowrider/dreambike project with a local middle school this past semester. It was an amazing experience. The kids were able to completely design their perfect bike. Only kids with a good attendance and good grades were chosen for this program. It was a very humbling experience as my classmates and myself become both mentors and friends to the kids. This program clearly made an amazing impact on their life. Texas Tech holds a bike parade on campus in which the kids are presented their bikes and are able to ride around campus. It was amazing to hear these kids say that they wanted to go college after being on our campus. A lot of them at the beginning of the project had said that they were “gonna finish high school maybe” and then to hear them talk about that maybe they could be in college… it was amazing. All because of a bike. Here a is a link to last year’s parade.

http://today.ttu.edu/2008/04/dream-bikes-give-students-a-boost/

Maybe it isn’t such a waste of time or money and maybe it is an invest in education.

To the people bashing lowrider bikes:
It’s a shame you haven’t taken the time to educate yourself on the history or significance of the lowrider bicycle history or culture. The following is a link about a wonderful man who took an interest in this amazing art form and shared it with others.

http://www.depts.ttu.edu/communications/news/stories/06-03-lowrider-bike.php

I was lucky enough to be apart of the lowrider/dreambike project with a local middle school this past semester. It was an amazing experience. The kids were able to completely design their perfect bike. Only kids with a good attendance and good grades were chosen for this program. It was a very humbling experience as my classmates and myself become both mentors and friends to the kids. This program clearly made an amazing impact on their life. Texas Tech holds a bike parade on campus in which the kids are presented their bikes and are able to ride around campus. It was amazing to hear these kids say that they wanted to go college after being on our campus. A lot of them at the beginning of the project had said that they were “gonna finish high school maybe” and then to hear them talk about that maybe they could be in college… it was amazing. All because of a bike. Here a is a link to last year’s parade.

http://today.ttu.edu/2008/04/dream-bikes-give-students-a-boost/

Maybe it isn’t such a waste of time or money and maybe it is an invest in education.

RT @merejames: pimp by bike gone wrong http://twurl.nl/gwqia7

Okay, look – once you reach three wheels, it is no longer a bicycle.

And you even have “bikes” with four wheels up there. Tsk.

Okay, look – once you reach three wheels, it is no longer a bicycle.

And you even have “bikes” with four wheels up there. Tsk.

This is slightly absurd. It makes me lul.

This is slightly absurd. It makes me lul.

ungodly monstrosities

ungodly monstrosities

Seriously, what’s wrong with you people? Isn’t riding a bike, whatever the heck kind of bike it is, all about having fun and being outside? Stop hating and start riding.

Seriously, what’s wrong with you people? Isn’t riding a bike, whatever the heck kind of bike it is, all about having fun and being outside? Stop hating and start riding.

Yo dawg, we herd yo like bicycles… http://bit.ly/bikesyo

Simply brilliant! There’s a few there that I would gladly saddle!

Simply brilliant! There’s a few there that I would gladly saddle!

[...] I know you’re reading this, and I’ve been really good. I would like a bling bike [...]

All photoshopped. Pixels are all wrong.

All photoshopped. Pixels are all wrong.

Seriously… what did YOUR bikes look like,… I bet nothing like these. Jealous, perhaps ?
I say A+++, would view again….
:)

Seriously… what did YOUR bikes look like,… I bet nothing like these. Jealous, perhaps ?
I say A+++, would view again….
:)

uni=1
Bi=2
tri=3
quad=4

So RG is right. More or less that two wheels it is no longer a bike.

uni=1
Bi=2
tri=3
quad=4

So RG is right. More or less that two wheels it is no longer a bike.

Sweet rides! But you can only be so gangster when you have to peddle your get away vehicle.

Sweet rides! But you can only be so gangster when you have to peddle your get away vehicle.

what about lou dogs drumset/bike from Kottonmouth king

what about lou dogs drumset/bike from Kottonmouth king

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Gay i think i’ll stick to my bmx thanks

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Gay i think i’ll stick to my bmx thanks

bicycle yo dawg http://tinyurl.com/c3xbn2 ( for @hornbeck and @schofield )

god your a dumbass! i am sure all the losers pictured in this article went to school…and passed for that matter.

god your a dumbass! i am sure all the losers pictured in this article went to school…and passed for that matter.

pile of shite

pile of shite

So this is how Thugs with DUIs get around.

So this is how Thugs with DUIs get around.

Hey I’m being censored here!

Hey I’m being censored here!

Dude, we tolerate just about everything, except popped collars and n bombs.

Dude, we tolerate just about everything, except popped collars and n bombs.

I don’t get the “herd” joke in the headline.

I don’t get the “herd” joke in the headline.

Ah, just another excuse not to get a driver’s license.

Ah, just another excuse not to get a driver’s license.

I peed in a cat once.

I peed in a cat once.

The only reason I would want any one of those bikes is because of the part value (such as a diamond bike), but certainly none of them is equal to or greater than the sum of its parts.

The only reason I would want any one of those bikes is because of the part value (such as a diamond bike), but certainly none of them is equal to or greater than the sum of its parts.

Come on, holmes! Let’s ride! Vamanos!

Come on, holmes! Let’s ride! Vamanos!

hey dawgs i cant realy say that tho well i just got a new paint job it got a nice one too black and silver but i got my bike a new thing to i made it all solid silver now thats awsome aint it!!!!

hey dawgs i cant realy say that tho well i just got a new paint job it got a nice one too black and silver but i got my bike a new thing to i made it all solid silver now thats awsome aint it!!!!

i’ve seen the metrocard one. it’s on nyc. maybe there’s a few of them?

i’ve seen the metrocard one. it’s on nyc. maybe there’s a few of them?

You Lowriders are on another planet with your ideas, great job!!!

You Lowriders are on another planet with your ideas, great job!!!

You guys are so amazingly creative, excellent!!

http://picasaweb.google.com/EDixon250/NewBoldGoldTrunk?feat=directlink

You guys are so amazingly creative, excellent!!

http://picasaweb.google.com/EDixon250/NewBoldGoldTrunk?feat=directlink

Another crazy bike and rider: http://www.flickr.com/photos/55874491@N02/6178069101/in/photostream