The Official G.I. Joe Trailer

The official G.I. Joe trailer is here and in it you’ll find a vaporized Eiffel Tower, Joes in Metroid costumes doing their best Neo impersonations, and a boastful “from the director of The Mummy” declaration. It’s probably time to start rooting for this to be awesomely bad.

We’re conflicted. While we’re somewhat appalled by the massive dump that’s being taken on our childhood, we can’t help but wholeheartedly endorse the Sienna Miller push-up bra. We’re going to need the weekend to sort this out.

[Film Drunk]

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