Pizza Hut Did Mother’s Day Right

Does the Hut have some sort of milf judge on staff, like the guy who guesses your weight at the fair? Cause if so, where do we apply?

We’d just apply a milf sticker on the well-aged ladies who walked through the door and then we’d use a taser to keep the warpigs out of the trough. We were pretty much built for this gig.

[Sodahead]

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