It’s a good thing we have no affiliation with the Navy and zero desire to serve our country because if we did we’d find Susin and her girlfriend and tell them the Navy kills pirates, without going down on them.

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Then — depending on how well they’ve filled out over the last 8+ years — we’d ask Susin and her friend if they like Indian food. And if they say yes we’d take them to a strip club.

We’d invite her dad but we have a feeling he’s not around any more.

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