Chick from Nebraska ironically epitomizes the viability of college beach volleyball. [Busted Coverage]

Twittering + Running = Bad News. [Tasty Booze]

How to Order a Phonebook Hooker. Like you don’t already know. [Holy Taco]

This dude is banned from all Dunkin Donuts in New Hampshire. [Yahoo]

Rachel Jayne Frew is redonkulous. [Uncoached]

Kato Kaelin is alive, hearts the internet. [Urlesque]

Heathers 2: The Sequel is going to happen. The only question is how much Slater? [Videogum]

YouTube XL is going to bring YouTube to your TV. [Techcrunch]

Rick Fox might have a gland problem. [Don Chavez]

The 10 Greatest Stand-Up Bits About Sex. [Whip It Out]

And the NBA Draft combine results have been released. You’re never getting rid of Hansbrough. [FanHouse]