In anticipation of Lakers vs. Magic Team Cool & Tough did what Team Cool & Tough does best and put together a good times drinking game for the NBA Finals. Because what good are pro sports championships if you can’t use them as an excuse to get hammered and make some bad decisions?

As always, no need to thank us. This is what we’re here for.

The 2009 NBA Finals Drinking Game

Drink Every Time Someone Says:

• “Mamba”
• “Superman”
• “Lamar Odom has to show up tonight”
• “Magicians” instead of “Magic”
• “Dagger”
• “Candy man”
• “Shaq”, “title”, and “Kobe Bryant’s legacy” in the same sentence.

Drink Every Time:

• Jack Nicholson stands up, screams at the refs, and/or looks shitfaced.
• Stan Van Gundy reminds you of Ron Jeremy.
• You see the likeness of a player’s relative in tattoo form.
• Pau Gasol reminds you of Raptor Jesus.
• You see the fat kid and his dad from the Big Baby incident on the O-Town sidelines.
• Hef sucks face with a twin.
• There’s a Luke Walton Grateful Dead tattoo sighting.
• Phil Jackson comes off as a smug asshole.
• Someone makes a Kobe and Lebron comparison.
• David Beckham ogles a Lakers Girl.
• There’s an Adam Morrison mustache sighting.
• Hedo Turkalo reminds you of a henchman from a Bond movie.
• J.J. Redick throws the shocker.
• You see a celebrity in the Staples Center you want to punch in the face.
  

Car Bomb Yourself Every Time:

• You see the entire cast of Entourage.

Now don’t the Finals seem like even more fun? Just don’t blame us when you piss yourself by halftime.

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