You may find this hard to believe but penis enlargement advertising is not catered to the savviest of consumers. The marketing strategy pretty much revolves around invoking baby wang shame and convincing dudes they could bang bikini models if only they had a bigger dong.

Here are our nine favorites.

The one with the Valentine’s Day double entendre.

The one where Dr. Jambo encourages you to waken your sleeping giant.

The super professional video with well segued bikini model shot.

The one where Uncle Sam lets you know what’s up.

The one where the stuffed whale LOLs at her husband’s tiny dong.

The video for Big Willy’s Penis Oil that perfectly subscribes to the two tenets of penis enlargement advertising.

The one with the “Small Penis Crossing” road sign.

The one with the testimonial about secret ejaculation control.

And the video where a group of cartoon doctors should convince you that the product is well tested (via Videogum). This one could be considered NSFW, depending on your company’s position on computer generated penises.

Now aren’t you glad you bought your penis pump from such a respectable organization?

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