We’re not exactly sure what Pat Tomasulo does for WGN, but we do know we want our local station to hire him away. Anyone who teaches small children valuable life lessons via dunking on them and making them cry is OK in our book.

It’s called tough love, son. Pat just doesn’t want you to grow up to be the pussy your dad is.

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