What about Don Johnson’s “Heartbeat” that song kicks ass and has an awesome video. I really think as much comedy as “Party all the time”

Anything by a Hollywood actor not titled “Party All the Time”

Maybe if we’re talking videos, but that song by itself just is f’n terrible. “Party All the Time” is awesome in both audio and video format.

WTF any other Swedish band??? Check out Opeth or Meshuggah, both Swedish!

T.D. Thank you. I was going to comment on that exact statement. Also Refused!

Wow. Did not see the Swedish band statement being the first big objection.

You can’t assume everyone has an iPod. It’s not the only music player on the market. The Creative Zen is a better player, which I use. So, instead say digital music player

F’ing Swedes…

Oh, I get it, your one of those who enjoys fake mimic, studio enhanced screamers? How old are you? FIVE? This stupide article was a complete waste of my valuable time.

Amanda, this was a list for guys, and I’m assuming by your name you are a female, so yea, this article probably was a complete waste of your time. The ‘valuable’ part is debatable.

I bet your boyfriend LOVES Coldplay.

“Runaway” and “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi kind of rocked, and neither was on Slippery When Wet or in Young Guns. The rest though is pretty much crap.

This also reads like the playlist for the way-past-his-prime morning show dj from any Top40 radio station.

“Runaway” and “Bad Medicine” are the first amendments to the list.

This looks like another attempt by a guy trying to call everything “gay” that he personally doesn’t like, ironically coming off even gayer in the process. Nothing INVOLVING George Michael post-1989? So anything by Wham is okay for a “dude’s iPod”? No Europe except “Final Countdown”? The gayest song in their entire catalog? Keep in mind “Ninja” and “Rock the Night” are on that same album. You’re telling me a song titled “Ninja” doesn’t belong on a guy’s media player but “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” does? How exactly is this a “list for guys”, Mr. Sole? This sounds like someone going out of their way to broadcast what a guy’s guy they are, while in terror of anyone finding out the truth. “Grunt! Snort! I like football…and glory holes! Wait, no! I didn’t say that, just the first part! Shut up, you guys can’t prove anyting! You’re the fags, not me!” Stop living a lie, NextRound. It’s the twenty-first century. You’d be surprised how many people will accept you for who you are.

pretty much on target however,i have been know at times to enjoy quite a few creed tunes. if you look past the goofy lyrics, they do have a few choice riffs.

Are you kidding me? “I’d Do Anything for Love” by Meat Loaf is one of the most epic songs ever written. For shame.

How about anything by Maroon 5 or James Blunt? She’s with another guy - get over it!

I mostly agree with everything on there, except some stuff I’ve never heard of (which is a good thing). You forgot anything by Queen and Elton John. Not because they are gay, but because their music is operatic and terrible. Also anything by KISS that isn’t Gene Simmons singing about something misogynistic.

A lot of pent up aggression Mr. Rahn… and what’s wrong with glory holes?

I will admit, Final Countdown is the only Europe song I know, but a song about Ninja’s does have potential.

Elton John actually isn’t bad… Tiny Dancer is ok, especially after the bus sceen in ‘Almost Famous’.

Thank you Rahn… Well said

Yeah, the exclusion of Swedish bands is incredibly dumb. If you don’t like Swedish metal then you should have to relinquish your balls. Other than that the list is… decent.

Oh,Anaughtybear, did you seriously just call Queen’s music terrible? You, sir, apparently have horrid taste in music.

I believe “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry” by Hank Williams is technically a waltz. And no one can deny some good old Hank Williams

I think the one I disagree the most with is “Anything by anyone who finished worse than third on American Idol”… Chris Daughtry has some good songs

How about the obvious ones like “Anything Pet Shop boys” or “Erasure”

the latest cd of europe (secret society 2006) rocks (they changed genre)

It was a group effort. Thanks for the kind words.

I agree with about the entire list… unfortunately I have about half the songs on the list… whoops.

I agree with most of this list, except I think No Doubt, Avril and Macy rock. If you want to pick on a girl, might I suggest Jewel? I like some Bee Gees too, but even I’ll admit that’s kind of fruity.

Stupid is not the word for this list. If i have to taylor my music to what you believe is a mans ipod i will keep my MP3 player and actually enjoy the music on it.

And as far as the guy saying Queen sucks take Freddies balls out ya mouth and listen for the first time cuz queen might just have been the greatest bank on earth.

How could Bryan Adams not be on this list!!! This is a travesty! Come on, in the South Park movie the Canadian government had to apologize for the mere existence of Bryan Adams, so he HAS to be on this list! Remember the Robin Hood movie??? Summer of 69 is the ONLY acceptable Bryan Adams and the rest of Bryan Adams is hearby BANNED!

Iron Maidens A Matter of Live and Death hits #1 in longplayercharts in Germany

Up the Irons

I think if you need to reference a list of music you can’t listen to and still be a dude, you probably need to man up in a lot more important areas than your music choices.

Like having the cohones to listen to whatever the F you want.

I second Chuck’s statement, F any man who isn’t man enough to listen to what he likes.

ummm, sorry but lady gaga’s music is awesome, every person should have her songs

James Blunt should be put to sleep!!!

Not bad, but Mraz kicks ass in every way shape and form. Lady Gaga needs to be put down now and all of her music destroyed, no exceptions.

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‘Party All The Time’ is exceedingly gay indeed.
How could it be omitted from the list?

Hey man, I’m a big fan of oldies and 90’s songs, and I must say the list is horrible. Some of those songs are even more sensible than the contemporary crap we have today.

I bet this guy danced to almost every song. enough said.

It’d be easier to count the songs that aren’t on my iPod… SHIT!!! What’s wrong with Mambo #5? haha

OMG!!! I was looking at your fan signs and realized that the “eyes off” one with the butt in the camera is totally from me. DAMN THAT WAS SO LONG AGO… back when I had phasts.com. -awkward-

just kidding… i thought i was still at prig3k.com…

Wow, way to be ridiculously stereotypical! So, guys can only like certain music? I find this amusing at best.

I’d like to recommend an amendment to the list…
Anything by Nickelback - PERIOD!

Haha, I dated a guy who absolutely loved Nickleback. I broke up with him because I thought he was gay.

Hell yeah, “Have Some Fun With The Funk” by Aaron Carter isn’t on here. That makes me feel so much better.

what!?!?!?!? i love europe….
esp “carrie”….
oh n styx too……

n the rest of my songs r Japanese rock songs bwahahahahaha

i would have to strongly disagree with this list..someone of those songs/bands are classic. You may aswell just of said - “My playlist is the guide to other guys playlists, it should be the god of songs/ipod/mp3 or mp4 or any other music device.”

The list is really only leaving certain types of music genres to listen to. I find that entertaining. personally, i think it’s better for someone to have a variety of music - guy or girl. it proves to me that they just don’t follow the crowd or base their music on stereotypes.

So buddy, good effort for the list of songs NOT to have, but a think it’s a fail for me.

people should listen to whatever they want. there is some really good music in this list. nextround fail

ahhh haa, no 1 should have even commented on this, get it, its a joke! rite? or NO

Okay, so the whole Bon Jovi thing…yes “Runaway” & “Bad Medicine” rocked, and so did everything on Slippery When Wet, but you’re forgetting “Lay Your Hands On Me” and “It’s My Life” from 2000.

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This list is so effing FUNNY! Hey, I’m a woman, but honest to god, I could have written this list for myself! I don’t have an iPod (lucky me!).

Really, really well done, and I can’t stop laughing! Good on you, and thanks from a [REAL] music-loving woman.

yeah i have some of these on my ipod and am always a little shy about letting other people look at my songs, but they’re on there because they mean something to me or are works of art, which is the greatness of music, so ehhh, i like to be my own person and if that means people who always follow others judging me, it doesn’t bother me. Lesson from Donald Trump: trust in god and be true to yourself.

Kelly Clarkson and Christina Aguilera have great voices and anyone with a great voice is welcome on my ipod. Lady Gaga is alright too I guess. Other than that tho the list is bang on.

“Lady” by Styx should be subbed out for “Babe”- that’s their moment of shame. Also, Bon Jovi’s “In & Out of Love” on 7800* Fahrenheit is their best song. As for what should obviously be on the list, but was inexplicably left off: well, start with “Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats & then move on to “Anything by Duran Duran”!

this should be called “songs no human should have on their iPod”

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As a female, I find this list to be completely stupid. Why would you want to judge someone based on the music they like? You men are idiots!!