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The Man Wall sets the standard for all-in-one man furniture, providing compact and efficiently stored badassery in every nook and cranny.  To save you the effort of having to read a full paragraph description, here are the features in bullet form:

  • 52″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTV
  • 2 – 26″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTVs
  • 1200 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System
  • DVD player with 5-CD changer
  • iPod docking station
  • 2 – Wireless surround sound speakers
  • Live 7-foot sports ticker with built-in computer
  • 1 year free service for sport’s ticker
  • Full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap
  • 1000 watt microwave oven
  • 2 cigar humidors (holds 25 cigars each) complete with gauges
  • 32-bottle wine rack

You can custom order one here whenever you get done sobbing with happiness.

[Via Gizmodo]

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4 Responses So Far...

    DoubleBanker says:

    $14,900 is exactly my credit card limit… Obama will bail me out if I can’t afford it! I’LL TAKE IT!


    NextRound says:

    All it’s missing is an automated fleshlight.


    Endswell says:

    It’s also missing a grill and a gun rack.


    Hugh Jass says:

    No “man wall” should have a wine rack. Whiskey barrel, yes.


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