You kind of always knew that you and Chewbacca had a lot in common. Now we’ve compiled the photo evidence to prove it…
He’s scared shitless he won’t get it over the plate!
He’s hoping to bang a bridesmaid!
He gets hassled by 5.0!
He sexually harasses coworkers!
He owns small children at staring contests!
He fucking hates fanboys!
He gets stuck with the kids!
He wants to bang Kristen Bell!
He gets talked into lame parades!
He wants to punch Howie Mandel in the throat!
He likes to take a load off!
He looks like a douche on live television!
He’s wants your annoying kids to go to bed so he can have a beer!
He loved the first season of Heroes!
His fall back plan is working mall security!
He made a vanity album!
Cops grab his ass!
His band gets the shittiest gigs!
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