Let’s Play Match The Quote To The Todd Phillips Movie!

June 2nd, 2009 by NextRound in Features, Movies & TV

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The Hangover looks to have all the makings of an instant classic and is sure to be chocked full of repeatable one-liners, so what better time than now to play match the 20 classic quotes to the three other watchable Todd Phillips movies? If you make less than 100% we can’t be friends.

In no particular order (key at the bottom):

1) “We are going to get so much ass here, it’s going to be sick. I’m talking like crazy boy band ass.”

2) “You’re already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you’re cheating on yourself.”

3) “Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he’s crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.”

4) “Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.”

5) “It’s like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine.”

6) “What? What I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?”

7) “It ain’t easy beings Josh’s penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I’m in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture. If something doesn’t happen soon, I’m just going to pack up my balls and leave.”

8) “I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You’re in the backseat.”

9) “Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.”

10) “Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can’t really remember it, it never really took place.”

11) “True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.”

12) “I’ve always had a thing for blondes.”
“Good, cause I’ll take anything.”

13) “Well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.”

14) “A floater. Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body’s usually bloated, it’s next to impossible. All right, I say we push it out and hope the current pushes it down to the next precinct.”

15) “It’s not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off…Because it’s your dog.”

16) “All ya gotta do is say ‘earmuffs’ to him, and you can say ‘Fuck, shit, bitch.’”

17) “Alright guys, I’m not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird… Two dragons.”

18) “Of course you do baby, that’s why you’re my girlfriend on the side.”

19) “Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.”

20) “I could get arrested?”
“For what? Being awesome?”