25 Reasons Non-Douchebags Still Watch Entourage

July 10th, 2009 by NextRound in Featured, Humor, Television

entourage_reasons It’s well documented that Entourage is a poorly written show targeted at douchebags (here, here, here, and here) yet normal dudes across the nation continue to watch. Here are twenty-five of the most plausible reasons why:

Always the chance you’ll catch a boob.

To stay on top of the latest Jeremy Piven profanity combo you’ll be hearing for months (see: “c–t muscle”).

To tool on celebrities who still think it’s cool to do cameos (see: Brady, Tom and Mickelson, Phil).

To get hammered playing the “Drink every time Kevin Connolly is shorter than a chick on screen” drinking game.

The Ass (girl ass, not dude ass).

To see if E will die or Vince will come out of the closet.

Hoping for an Alba cameo.

Johnny Drama advice lines and “Victory!” screams.

To feel better about the number of gay jokes and Asian jokes you make.

Emmanuelle Chriqui.

It’s either Entourage or a Con Air on TNT.

To seek further education on furries.

To correctly guess the remainder of the Turtle and Drama storyline five minutes into the show.

To call bullshit on every chick E bangs/could possibly bang.

The possibility of footage of Vince in the Medellin fat suit.

To feel good about being taller than every person in Hollywood.

To think of ways your own entourage would be way cooler and tougher.

The indirect and subtle ripping on Michael Bay and other Hollywood personalities even though every actor on the show would blow Bay for the third lead in Transformers 3.