To the dude who’s locked down Ali Landry, well done. [WWTDD]

The Erin Andrews Greatest Hits Compilation. [Bleacher Report]

Nats manager granted an extended All-Star Break. [With Leather]

We want to play Super Chuck Norris Bros. [Sublime Blog]

Kobe wants you to give LeBron shit for being dunked on. [Sporting Blog]

It’s probably time you saw the Miss Teen South Carolina video again. [Urlesque]

Jennifer Aniston is looking pretty bonerific on the set of Bounty Hunter. [Don Chavez]

Chris Cooley took over Peter King’s SI column this week and it was WAY better. [Monday Morning Quarterback]

A fun collection of super random Emmanuel Lewis photos. [Uncoached]

Natalie Portman joined the cast of Thor. [Hollywood Reporter]

The best Bruno recap you’ll see today. [Best Week Ever]

The world’s most creative drink cans. [DJ Mick]

5 Crappy Things About Returning to Work after Vacation. [9 to Fried]

Fat naked male musicians may very well be the future of music as we know it. [Blog of Hilarity]

Ryan Seacrest just got paid. [Warming Glow]

And the 10 Most Sexually Active Cities in America. We did not see some of these coming (pun intended). [Bachelor Guy]