Canadia

The country directly north of the USA. Typically called “Canada” but we decided it must be “Canadia” and “Canadians” or “Canada” and Canadans” and “Canadia” sounds so much spiffier.

Why do Canadians dislike Americans?
Well, to put it bluntly…

Because Americans tend to ask stupid questions like:
“Why are Canadians afraid of the dark?”;
or “Why are Canadians so stupid?”;
or “Is Canada a country?”;
or “Is Canada part of North America?”;
or “Is Canada part of the U.S.?”
or “Why do Canadians say ‘Eh’?”;
or “Why do Canadians say ‘aboot’?”;
or “What is Canadian food?”;
or “Does Canada have an army?”.

I’m from Canada and I find this funny. Especially the Canada is America’s Hat. And Angry Canuck, lighten up.

do the dead beavers smell? if so, do they smell like fish?

All of these are from movies or tv shows so I’m sorry but this is just a lame leech of a post.

This is fantastic, even if they are quotes from movies or tv shows. As a Canadian History major I think it’s funny how Canada is perceived not only by ourselves but by other countries. I think it’s fabulous.

For the record, Canadian bacon her in Canada is called ‘back bacon’. What, you’ve never seen the McKenzie Brothers?

haha thats funny X]
coming from a canuck again, i think it’s funny that americans have to ask such stupid questions, any person in Canada knows the same answers to similar questions about the US.
Canadians like it on top.

and go Bob and Doug.