Not sure about the rest of you cheap assholes, but we prefer our Magnum XLs fresh out of the box.

Who’s buying condoms in advance anyways? Especially when the old “Rip open an Alka Seltzer packet and scream ‘It’s on! Happy now?!’ works so well?

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