It’s well documented that Entourage is a poorly written show targeted at douchebags (here, here, here, and here) yet normal dudes across the nation continue to watch. Here are twenty-five of the most plausible reasons why:

• Always the chance you’ll catch a boob.

• To stay on top of the latest Jeremy Piven profanity combo you’ll be hearing for months (see: “c–t muscle”).

• To tool on celebrities who still think it’s cool to do cameos (see: Brady, Tom and Mickelson, Phil).

• To get hammered playing the “Drink every time Kevin Connolly is shorter than a chick on screen” drinking game.

• The Ass (girl ass, not dude ass).

• To see if E will die or Vince will come out of the closet.

• Hoping for an Alba cameo.

• Johnny Drama advice lines and “Victory!” screams.

• To feel better about the number of gay jokes and Asian jokes you make.

• Emmanuelle Chriqui.

• It’s either Entourage or a Con Air on TNT.

• To seek further education on furries.

• To correctly guess the remainder of the Turtle and Drama storyline five minutes into the show.

• To call bullshit on every chick E bangs/could possibly bang.

• The possibility of footage of Vince in the Medellin fat suit.

• To feel good about being taller than every person in Hollywood.

• To think of ways your own entourage would be way cooler and tougher.

• The indirect and subtle ripping on Michael Bay and other Hollywood personalities even though every actor on the show would blow Bay for the third lead in Transformers 3.

• Hoping for a Gary Busy appearance.

• You really want to bang Ari’s wife.

• So you can debate which is more realistic, Entourage or True Blood.

• Because it has a nice symmetry with the number of braincells you killed over the weekend.

• Hoping the Kevin Connolly-Seth Green bare knuckles brawl tickle fight finally happens.

• The awesomely bad celebrity cameos by Drama’s old school d-list friends (see: Ralph Macchio and Bud Bundy).

• To think about how much better the show would be if Team Cool & Tough wrote it.

If you’ve got you’re own reasons we’d love to read them in the comments.

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