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entourage_reasonsIt’s well documented that Entourage is a poorly written show targeted at douchebags (here, here, here, and here) yet normal dudes across the nation continue to watch. Here are twenty-five of the most plausible reasons why:

  • Always the chance you’ll catch a boob.
  • To stay on top of the latest Jeremy Piven profanity combo you’ll be hearing for months (see: “c–t muscle”).
  • To get hammered playing the “Drink every time Kevin Connolly is shorter than a chick on screen” drinking game.
  • The Ass (girl ass, not dude ass).
  • To see if E will die or Vince will come out of the closet.
  • Hoping for an Alba cameo.
  • To feel better about the number of gay jokes and Asian jokes you make.
  • It’s either Entourage or a Con Air on TNT.
  • To correctly guess the remainder of the Turtle and Drama storyline five minutes into the show.
  • To call bullshit on every chick E bangs/could possibly bang.
  • To feel good about being taller than every person in Hollywood.
  • To think of ways your own entourage would be way cooler and tougher.
  • The indirect and subtle ripping on Michael Bay and other Hollywood personalities even though every actor on the show would blow Bay for the third lead in Transformers 3.
  • Hoping for a Gary Busy appearance.
  • You really want to bang Ari’s wife.
  • So you can debate which is more realistic, Entourage or True Blood.
  • Because it has a nice symmetry with the number of braincells you killed over the weekend.
  • Hoping the Kevin Connolly-Seth Green bare knuckles brawl tickle fight finally happens.
  • The awesomely bad celebrity cameos by Drama’s old school d-list friends (see: Ralph Macchio and Bud Bundy).
  • To think about how much better the show would be if Team Cool & Tough wrote it.

If you’ve got you’re own reasons we’d love to read them in the comments.

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10 Responses So Far...

    Chinie Hidalgo Diaz says:

    LOL! 25 Reasons Non-Douchebags Still Watch Entourage http://is.gd/1yhmK


    Tim says:

    This really doesn’t make sense. Kevin Connolly gets laid by hot Hollywood ass all the time. How about you? No, didn’t think so. What about me…oh yes, I actually do too. Douche!


    Tim's roommate says:

    Tim does not get laid by hot Hollywood ass. Tim works at a footlocker warehouse and needs to stop using my laptop!!!


    Tim's roommate says:

    You’ll have to excuse Craig, he obviously is an avid Entourage fan who won’t understand what I’m implying about him.


    Craig's roommate (Steve) says:

    Get off the computer and come back to bed you…these pillows aren’t going to bite themselves.


    AL says:

    You seem to know a lot about the show for a “NON-DOUCHEBAG”. The show is a comedy, it’s supposed to me fictional and it’s bad ass that real celebs do cameos. It’s a shame you’re such a hypocrit because you had to watch a good chunk of the series to write in detail all of the info above. You’re a loser. Stop being such a wanna be nonconformist.


    Girl says:

    Who cares what the article says, the comments are entertaining enough.

    Boy fighting is way more fun than girl fighting.


    Samit Sarkar says:

    RT @ohryankelley: Okay, some of these still hold true: "25 Reasons Non-Douchebags Still Watch Entourage" - http://bit.ly/d7kiJ


    uberVU - social comments says:

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Digg by IvenomI: I don’t even think Billy Mays could have sold this show to these critics….


    jeremy says:

    i’ve never watched this show but I notice the people iv’e met that do are douchebags not everything HBO puts out is good.


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