The Dancing Wedding Procession Happened

July 23rd, 2009 by NextRound in Videos

Holy shit. We have so many assorted issues with this our collective heads are about to explode. But hey, the guests seemed to enjoy it. This is worth taking five minutes out of your day to watch.

What’s more troublesome? Choreographed white people dancing, what this says about the sanctity of marriage, that this went down in a house of worship, or that they decided to go with a song by the most notorious lady beater of 2009?

If you need us we’ll be drinking.

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Scott

Oh lighten up. You’re kidding with this “sanctity of marriage” crap right? With the divorce rate hovering close to 70%, it’s clear the traditional wedding procession is an obvious indicator of the success of a marriage. /sarcasm off.

This couple clearly had another idea in mind that was more in-line with who they both are as people and as a couple. I’d be more willing to lay money on their relationship going the distance than some other newlyweds who went the with the legacy approach and look more like “American Gothic”.
Scott

Oh lighten up. You’re kidding with this “sanctity of marriage” crap right? With the divorce rate hovering close to 70%, it’s clear the traditional wedding procession is an obvious indicator of the success of a marriage. /sarcasm off.

This couple clearly had another idea in mind that was more in-line with who they both are as people and as a couple. I’d be more willing to lay money on their relationship going the distance than some other newlyweds who went the with the legacy approach and look more like “American Gothic”.
Scott

Oh lighten up. You’re kidding with this “sanctity of marriage” crap right? With the divorce rate hovering close to 70%, it’s clear the traditional wedding procession is an obvious indicator of the success of a marriage. /sarcasm off.

This couple clearly had another idea in mind that was more in-line with who they both are as people and as a couple. I’d be more willing to lay money on their relationship going the distance than some other newlyweds who went the with the legacy approach and look more like “American Gothic”.
Scott

Oh lighten up. You’re kidding with this “sanctity of marriage” crap right? With the divorce rate hovering close to 70%, it’s clear the traditional wedding procession is an obvious indicator of the success of a marriage. /sarcasm off.

This couple clearly had another idea in mind that was more in-line with who they both are as people and as a couple. I’d be more willing to lay money on their relationship going the distance than some other newlyweds who went the with the legacy approach and look more like “American Gothic”.