6 G.I. Joe Characters Who Could Pass For Village People
August 4th, 2009 by
NextRound in Featured, Humor, Movies, Television
The sure-to-be-awful G.I. Joe movie opens this week and it got us to thinking about how ambiguously gay several of our favorite childhood characters were. These six in particular.
Gung Ho
The ex-marine with a porn stache that just won’t quit.
Wild Bill
Because every team of manly men needs a slack jawed cowboy type.
Bazooka
One part missile specialist, one part Tom Selleck impersonator.
Sgt. Slaughter
There’s a good chance the real life Sgt. Slaughter actually was a member of the Village People.
Roadblock
Deep down all he ever wanted was to become a gourmet chef. Pretty much sums it up.
Shipwreck
Arguably the most ambiguously gay of all the Joes. His parrot’s name is Polly, in case you forgot.
Wow. Knowing really is half the battle.
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Mo says:
August 5th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
You forgot chuckles.
Anaughtybear says:
August 6th, 2009 at 1:21 am
You missed the really obvious signs from these pictures, like Gung Ho’s vest and Roadblock’s phallic black machine gun. There’s more to these subtle signs than just moustaches.
scrawfo says:
August 10th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Or the fact that there was what, two, chick in G.I. Joe? Go Joe!
Colby says:
November 10th, 2009 at 12:47 am
Scew you!I grew up watching gi Joe. There is nothing gay about a parrot or a cowboy or a black guy with a gun. your probobly flapping to those pictures right now.