In case you haven’t noticed, there has been a bizarre amount of homoeroticsim going on in preseason camps across college football. Deadspin has covered a lot of it and we feel all the gayness deserves to be chronicled in one place. We apologize in advance if one of these schools is your alma mater.

First, the Volunteers posed for a calendar with a Lamborghini:

Then Georgia Tech followed suit, only they could only afford prop cars from Transformers 2:

Then Urban Meyer did his best Iceman impersonation for Sports Illustrated:

Then the Hokies decided to have their own funboy photo session:

Then the Trojans did their best chorus line interpretation of “Lean on Me”:

And finally a few select (see: Caucasian) BYU players posed for an improptu Abercrombie cover:

Wow and wow. We’re gay for college football for a reason…right?

Here’s to new ammunition for tooling on any fans of these teams. And here’s to coming up with homer rationalizations if you attended any of these schools. It’s going to be a fun season.

[Sources: Deadspin, With Leather, EDSBS]

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