Whether they’re awesomely bad, awesomely funny, awesomely clever, or awesomely deranged you’ll have to determine your own. Except for with “The Gentleman’s Card”. It’s just plain awesome.
The Original Cool & Tough Card
The Jamaican Lawyer Card
The Beef Jerky Patrick Bateman Card
The Jesus’s Lawn Service Card
Steve Martin’s Card
The Asthma Doctor Balloon Card
The D.I.Y. Emo Kit Card
The Personal Trainer Card
The Tuk Tuk Taxi Card: “I know your house”
The Lazy Musician Card
The Security Consultant Card
The Divorce Attorney Perforated Card
The Reconciliation Consultant Patch Up Card
Randy Dick & Nick Sex’s Cards
The “You Are a Douche” Card
The Massage Therapist Card
The Dexter Ivy: Stylist Card (hint: Dexter’s also the model)
The Bottle Opener Card
The Freelance Musician Blue Screen Card
The “Get Stretchy” Yoga Instructor Card
The Slick Rick’s Ink Card: “New Needles Everytime”
The Build a Toy Car Card
The Kansas Driver’s License Card
Ted’s Excellent Music’s Card
And as promised…
The Gentleman’s Card
We’re having a thousand of these printed up as we type.
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